By Eliza Kennedy
Meet Lily Wilder: New Yorker, legal professional extraordinaire, blushing bride. And completely incapable of being trustworthy to at least one man.
Lily's fiancé Will is a superb, good-looking archaeologist. Lily is sassy, impulsive, keen on an outstanding drink (or 5) and has no company getting married. Lily likes Will, yet does she love him? Will loves Lily, yet does he be aware of her? because the marriage ceremony ways, Lily's nights—and mornings, and afternoons—of booze, laughter and questionable judgements turn into a turning out to be reminder that the happiest day of her lifestyles may well develop into her worst mistake yet.
Unapologetically horny with the ribald humor of Bridesmaids, this joyously provocative debut introduces a confident protagonist you won't quickly omit.
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I Take You by Eliza Kennedy