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By Matt Fraction

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O. : I don’t want to die, I don’t want to die. CHAVEZ: Well if you are going to die tell me what happened, and right now you think you are going to die? O. : No. CHAVEZ: No, do you think you are going to die? O. : Aren’t you going to treat me or what? CHAVEZ: Look, think you are going to die, [sic] that’s all I want to know, if you think you are going to die? Right now, do you think you are going to die? O. : My belly hurts, please treat me. CHAVEZ: Sir? O. : If you treat me I tell you everything, if not, no.

CHAVEZ: OK, yes you are dying, but tell me why you are fighting, were you fighting with the police? O. : Doctor, please I want air, I am dying. CHAVEZ: OK, OK. I want to know if you pointed the gun [to yourself] at the police. O. : Yes. CHAVEZ: Yes, and you pointed it [to yourself]? [sic] at the police pointed the gun? [sic] Huh? O. : I am dying, please . . CHAVEZ: OK, listen, listen I want to know what happened, OK? O. : I want them to treat me. CHAVEZ: OK, they are do it [sic], look when you took out the gun from the tape [sic] of the police .

Ay! I am dying. Ay! What are you doing to me? No . . (Unintelligible scream). CHAVEZ: What happened, sir? O. : My foot hurts . . CHAVEZ: Oliverio. Sir, what happened? O. : I am choking. CHAVEZ: Tell me what happened. O. : I don’t know. ’’ O. : My leg hurts. CHAVEZ: I don’t know what happened [sic]? O. : It hurts . . CHAVEZ: Hey, hey look. O. : I am choking. CHAVEZ: Can you hear? Look, listen, I am Benjamin Chavez with the police here in Oxnard, look. O. : I am dying, please. CHAVEZ: OK, yes, tell me what happened.

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