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By John Niven

ISBN-10: 1409061795

ISBN-13: 9781409061793

GARY is a candy and respectable guy. in simple terms issues may enhance his lifestyles - having teenagers along with his stunning spouse Pauline, and a reduce golfing handicap. either are unlikely.
PAULINE is puzzling over how she ended up dwelling in an unsightly little residence, riding a second-hand motor vehicle and being profitable dressing up as Tinkerbell. She's making plans to go away Gary for a self-made carpet millionaire.
FINDLAY, the Carpet King of Scotland, desires to exchange in his overweight spouse for a more youthful version. but when he is going for a divorce she'll take him to the cleaners. If purely there has been a way she might be made to disappear...
LEE, Gary's luckless brother, has botched one too many drug offers. neighborhood crime overlord Ranta Campbell offers him yet another activity - one final likelihood to get it correct. Lee's performed a few undesirable issues - yet murder?
When Gary will get smashed at the head by means of a golfing ball and miraculously develops a fully ideal swing, each person unearths their fates relaxation at the ultimate day of the Open Championship...

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W~ · · · --- An East Texas dirt farmer struck oil and moved to Dallas with his wife where they bought the biggest house in town. Wanting to quickly get on the social register, they were advised to get a Porsche and a Picasso. Several weeks after ordering them, the millionaire called home to see if they had arrived. "One of them came," his wife said. " he asked .... \'ou11 have to come and see," she exclaimed. " The band in a small town in Iowa had just finished playing "The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You" when the bandleader noticed a man in the audience crying.

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