By Larry Getlen
The funniest jokes from the funniest people
Now readers may have hilarious quips at their fingertips with this choice of jokes damaged down via type and cross-referenced. And if their supply leaves anything to be wanted (i.e., laughs), actual recommendation from comedians and a few of the nation's best motivational and company audio system can assist them maintain their viewers in stitches.
• contains greater than 1500 of the funniest strains from the funniest comedians
• Jokes are simply referenced and cross-referenced for numerous uses-business, speeches, toasts, etc.
• comprises jokes and recommendation from Dave Barry, Wendy Liebman, Penn Jillette, and others
• Foreword by means of Gilbert Gottfried
• Written via an skilled comic and comedy writer
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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes by Larry Getlen