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By Heather Rutman

ISBN-10: 0762444878

ISBN-13: 9780762444878

In the realm of relationship and hook-ups, ladies recognize that there are not any promises and there's now not regularly a "happily ever after"—but there's a hell of loads of enjoyable available! in response to the weblog of an analogous identify, The Girl's consultant to Depravity is a sassy instruction manual created from fifty-five principles, a number of how-to's, charts, graphs, quizzes, and extra for all glossy girls attempting to navigate the world's topsy-turvy courting scene.

This no-holds-barred advisor is ideal for younger ladies who aren't ashamed in their sexuality, are bored to death with all of the uninteresting, traditional dating ideas, and wish to stay away from the entire touchy-feely bullshit within the hopes of changing into fortunately wicked. A thirteen-episode tie-in television exhibit premiered on Cinemax in February 2012, and either the exhibit and e-book promise to be surprising, fearless, enjoyable, therapeutic—and wildly entertaining!

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Your backup guy is almost as hot as your fuck buddy, but will become just as hot once you’re desperate enough (and have enough vodka sodas). But until then, you can enjoy him buying you free drinks and sending you a few dirty texts. The Rich Guy: You wouldn’t even fuck him with my vagina, but this type of guy is always springing for bottle service (the gold medal of free drinks) or offering to pay for you and your girlfriends to join him in Vegas. qxd:Layout 1 12/20/11 4:20 PM Page 50 one day getting a crack at your snatch in order to get him to pay your rent or credit card bills, but the Botox you can buy with your extra dough is so worth it.

A. your dealer) and make sure you’re well stocked for stalking! qxd:Layout 1 12/20/11 4:20 PM Page 41 HOW TO CURE A BANGOVER Let’s face it, girls: we’re not always as flexible as we’d like to be. After pulling an all-night hot-and-heavy humping session, sometimes we wake up in the morning to find ourselves with the worst bangover of our lives. So how do you make it to the morning meeting when you can barely walk straight? • Neosporin is your friend. Use it generously on the inner and outer lips.

And you practically need a pilot’s license to figure out the controls, which reminds me of this pretty-boy I once hooked up with after a night of getting wasted on sake bombs at the sushi house. qxd:Layout 1 12/20/11 4:20 PM Page 54 pretty pleased with myself for being able to pull such a hottie that I didn’t mind that he wanted me to tug on his balls while sucking him off AND sticking a finger up his ass. This vibe looks so good that it’s great for making other bitches jealous. In fact, I once caught my roommate trying to steal my hunny bunny, but just like I might try to convince a girl who’s hot for my man that he’s gay, I got her to step off by telling her my vibe had seen plenty of ass.

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