By Jimmy Pritchard
Wander right down to the neighborhood bar and ask the bartender, "Heard any sturdy jokes lately?" Jimmy Pritchard, who has been tending bar in renowned big apple urban institutions for years, has heard all of them. From long island natives to travelers, from execs to school young ones, whilst Jimmy's at the back of the bar, every body has to pony up a funny story. here's Pritchard's riotously humorous number of greater than four hundred jokes that's guaranteed to have every body laughing.
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